read a book called fierce food, it is bout eating weird stuff like rotten shark,guinea pig,giant water bug,trantula,etc, but the worst thing is DOGGIES, they eat DOGGIES!!! wahhhhhhh...there was an idiotic joke bout big-ass ants, yes big-ass ants Anyway,this is how the joke goes:

A well dressed and haughty older lady makes her way through the market.She stops at a vendor displaying basketful of big-ass ants. "How much does it cost?"she asks in a rushed, impatient way.

"Fifteen pesos a pound, madam."

"Fifteen pesos! Impossible. A little thing like that, so expensive. You've got to be kidding."
hoping to get a bargain, she tries to negotiate.

"OK, my good man, how bout this. You keep their heads.Does that get me a better price?"
The seller looked at her stunned. Then he replieds in a philosophical way :

"Please forgive my honesty, madam, but here in Santander, we value the ant the same way we value our women. It's the bottom that counts."