Such a fine day in peanut butter cookie land it was, peanut butter cookie birds were flying in the peanut butter sky, peanut butter fish swam in the peanut butter river...
All was well on this peanut butter cookielicous day, well almost all was well...you see the people in peanut butter cookie land were unhappy most displeased indeed, they were sick and tired of eating peanut butter cookies and drinking peanut butter all day long for seven days a week and three hundred and five (and a quarter) days a year. It was just too peanut butterly!
Boom boom boom large footsteps were heard, closer and closer it came all the peanut butter cookie birds and peanut butter cookie fish were so scared they would have peed in their peanut butter cookie pants (but obviously they do not wear pants so they just swam and flew away)
Curious as all the peanut butter cookie people were they decided to stay and find out the source of these thunderous noise...
As you have alread guessed the footsteps were made by none other than a SCARY KILLER COOKIE!!!
The big cookie was scary indeed, it had four HUGE NON-HAIRY LIMBS (the people of peanut butter land were all quite hairy thus seeing a non-hairy cookie came as a shock) The cookie had rows and rows of sharp teeth (made up of marshmallows) and the scaries of all issssssssssss
The cookie has a terribly scary mustache!!!
"OH PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE LORD SAVE US!" an old and stale cookie exclamied
"MUNCH! Slurp! Crunch!"
the ending of the story depends on the readers imagination, there are a few reasons for this arrangement lets see them shall we? :
0.001% is because we want to boost your imagination
99.999% is because our author is too lazy to continue this story
wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll i leave you with a picture chums don't say i didnt finish the story for you!
