My fave part from
Bang, Bang You're Dead!
A Play by William Mastrosimone

Josh:
Love that feeling!
Someone:
Love it
Another someone:
Crave it
Another someone:
Need it
yep anotherrr somene:
Gotta haf a gun grip in your hand.
Josh:
Always wanted to be an army ranger parachuting behind enemy line, ever since i could hold a..
": ("= yet another someone!)
Cap gun
"":
water gun
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Air gun
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Pop gun
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BB gun
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Twelve gauge
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22.
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38.
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45.
Josh:
A gun makes you feel alive
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RESPECT!
":
WATCH OUT!
":
MOVE ASIDE!
Josh:
Nobody can touch you,
":
When you haf a gun
Josh:
Nobody mocks you
":
when you haf a gun
Josh:
You can take on anybody when you haf a gun
All the " echos:
anybody
Josh:
When you haf a gun people talk nice
Josh:
When you haf a gun people look at you like a VIP
Josh:
Somebody bumps into you they say "Excuse me"
Josh:
You walk different
":
when you haf a gun
Josh:
You talk different
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when you haf a gun
Josh:
When you haf a gun its so cool
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Its an A+ (A - plus)
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Slam dunk
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Touchdown
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Put down
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All in one!
Josh: (i think)
Love that military stance
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You aint got a chance
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RESPECT
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WATCH OUT
":
MOVE ASIDE
Josh:
You can be watever you want to be
ALL!:
Cuz a gun in your hand is a Ph.D.
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btw i still dont know wats a Ph.D.